*Me walking towards the street to cross it*

“Cool, no cars…”

*I get to the crosswalk…”

“Seriously! Where did all these cars come from! There were literally no cars on the road a second ago, and now there’s literally no break for me to walk through…”

Stupid karma lol

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Oh boy…

J: “I went to Olive Garden for the first time last night..”
Me: “Yeah, and how did that go?”
J: “I loved it. Spaghetti was the best. They shouldn’t have brought the breadsticks though…”
Me: “Why?”
J: “I ate 6 in a row…”